Friday, September 08, 2006

I've moved

Hello - while idly waiting for Alfa to answer the phone the other day I had a look at Wordpress, and created a blog there called 156leaks, which may or may not have been influenced by the fact that I was waiting to talk to Alfa about my wet car.

Anyway, wordpress works much better with ecto that blogspot, and it lets you upload files, so I've gone over there.

It'd be lovely to see you at http://156leaks.wordpress.com/ if any of you are left.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

List of Links of Leaking Alfa Romeo 156's

Leaking Alfa Romeo 156

My car is leaking, and I'm a bit upset because frankly 'keeping water out' is one of my most basic expectations of any car, let alone a new-ish (2001) one that cost over £20,000.

The water is coming into the passenger footwell through the heating system, somewhow. The folks over at alfa156.net are being very helpful, but as yet I haven't cured it.

This photo shows the water coming in.



I went to my local Alfa Romeo dealer to ask some advice but they steadfastly refused to give me any. I understand that they make their money by charging people to service their cars, but they also make money from selling them, and I certianly won't be buying my next car from Autoworld in Sheffield because the service staff are breathtakingly rude. I thought perhaps I was winding them up, so I called again with my girlfriend to check it wasn't just me, and she agreed that they are appalling.

I have also phone Alfa Romeo UK about this problem. In fact I rang them on the 1st August, and was told to expect them to get back to me in 5 to 10 days. I had heard nothing by 20th August, so I rang them back. I was then told that it would be longer than 10 days before I was called, and the best thing was to keep calling. After a bit of pressure I managed to get from the person at the call centre that the only way to get through to a person who can actually help you is to have at least five prompts on the call log saying you have called and asked to speak to someone.

Armed with this information I rang four more times in an hour, and was finally put through to someone. However, by then they had all gone home.

If you too need to speak to a real person at Alfa, the head of Customer Care is called Lauren Bell. You can't phone her using any of the numbers on the alfaromeo.co.uk website, but her office is at Alfa UK Ltd, Fiat House, 240 Bath Road, Slough, SL1 4DX. The phone number is 01753 518 727, and the receptionist is more than happy to put you through if you ask for Lauren. I haven't spoken to her yet becuase she has no voice mail. The alfa customer care people won't give you Lauren's email address either, because 'as far as they know she doesn't have one' - she does though, it is Lauren.Bell@fiat.com.

I am waiting for someone at Alfa Romeo customer care to contact me still. I raised my call on 1st August and have called 5 times since I think. It might be 4 or 6, to be honest I can't remember. I also sent an email on 21st August that no-one has replied to.

If anyone from Alfa Romeo is reading this, I would like to know:-

If you consider it normal for an Alfa Romeo 156 to leak after 5 years - there seem to be a lot out there that do leak. Look at the links in the next post for more examples.

If you accept that the fact that there is an 'upgraded part' for the the air conditioning of the Alfa 156 to stop the condensed water going inside the car implies that you know there is a fault with the original parts

If you do accept the implication from the 'upgraded' part, if you will supply and fit one to my car free of charge, or if not, why not.

How long it normally takes to reply to calls to the customer service line

Is it true that you respond to calls based on how often people call in?

Please send an e-mail to Lauren Bell if you've read this - perhaps if enough people do she might even call me back. Go on, I've even filled in the subject line for you, so you don't have to write anything.

Ta.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

The Essence of Victoria

Publicity-shy show-biz types the Beckham's are in the papers again, this time because they are launching two new perfumes "Intimately Beckham for Him" and "Intimately Beckham for Her."

Whilst 'for Him' sounds much like any other after shave, for her sounds unusual - it is "the essence of Victoria known only to the people closest to her'' apparently.

Is she selling her farts?

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Sheffield

I'm writing this lying in bed at the Cutler's Hotel in Sheffield. It isn't a bed that seems at all happy to bearing my weight to be honest, its disorganised protest of springs seem to be digging into every joint in my spine.

The ceiling of our room is a particular joy, looking like the tobacco stained ceiling of a provincial book-keeper. It is how I imagine the ceilings in an office above a seventies shopping centre would look with the addition of contour lines of water stains showing exactly where the bath is upstairs.

The actual room itself is quite nice; there is nothing that air-conditioning and a bit more space wouldn't put right. Oh, and SKY. I do like to take the opportunity when staying in a hotel to catch up with the Truck-Racing news.

Remarkably the gentle tap of my delicate fingers on PowerBook keys seems to have awoken the other half much more effectively than the T.J. Hughes delivery that arrived 20 minutes ago did, so now I feel guilty, although the pleasure I feel at having connected to the internet using a bluetooth connection to my mobile's GPRS account (thus using the data bundle I already pay t-mobile for instead of their extortionate hot-spot fees) seems well worth it. Thanks to Justin Blanton for the article that told me how to do it.

I am off to Prague later today; I haven't been since 2002 and that was only a brief visit - the last time I spent much time there was 1997. I'm expecting it to be very different, and very hot. The number of posts here will depend largely on how often I can connect.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

This surely isn't right

This is an actual, genuine advert for lollies, and it is endorsed by USA Gymnastics, so it must be ok.

It must be just me that thinks it is wrong, wrong, wrong.

Thanks to b3ta for the link.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Experiments in Democracy Part 2


Letter from my MP
Originally uploaded by Northern Soul.


I haven't go time to type up the letter I mentioned before, but I have scanned it in for those who are interested.

I have emailed back but as yet have had no reply.

Fax Spam


fax spam
Originally uploaded by Northern Soul.
A friend of mine received this rather interesting bit of spam the other day - I'm sure it's nothing new, but as I rarely see any sort of fax these days it was new to me.

I wonder how many people are influenced by this kind of thing?

Flickr

This is a test post from flickr, a fancy photo sharing thing.

Windows on a Mac?

It's like spreading marmite on chocolate - I mean you can, but why would you?

My favorite comment so far is "all the value of mac hardware with the stability of Windows" - I'm in... :-/